Ditch the needles, put the yarn in the disposal, tuck that pattern where the sun don’t shine! You don’t need ANY of it now that there’s something new. Something amazing. Something that will keep your panty parts fresh for days with a space-age airtight seal!
That’s right – straight from the locker room at NASA to you, it’s . . .
Just point and shoot! Available in Jumpsuit and Hotpant.
And if you order now, you’ll get a free VacuWig – it’s a hairstyle, it’s a facelift, it’s the only ‘do on the market with lab tested all-over skin lift technology. Simply set the braided dial to your preferred tension level and experience anti-gravity as you’ve never felt it before.
And now . . .
Pantsuit Pour L’Homme!
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Sexy!
hey, dont’ be surprised if you notice me wearing really tight ponytails in the future…
i can’t comment on the outfits especially pour l’homme. i just can’t.
Some things should just stay locked up at NASA. Really. Locked away with the Tang.
I think I may try that hair-do…the suits though, I will leave for the Nasa people
I’d like to see what one of those knitted jump suits looks like at the end of the day, with just general wear.
Methinks it might stretch out in ways the designer had never intended.
Ho Lee Crap. I would love to wrap up that stunningly masculine orange outfit for Christmas and give it to any one of my brothers just to see the look on their faces. I can’t even begin to imagine.
You know those were either entirely acrylic or an acrylic mix. What do you think would happen if those two got together and started getting a little romantic? Literally, sparks would fly!
Then NASA would have to create the all over pill shaver
*shiver*
Eeew…. just eeeew
The L’Homme suit…
Have mercy!
That mansuit may just be the most hideous thing ever known to mankind.
I’m speechless.
Wait, I have words….
Star Trek and I hope those models got paid a lot.
maybe the men’s version is actually a form of birth control. Not only increasing body temperature in a sensitive body part, but he sure as hell won’t be gettin’ any.
Well, the pony tail thing certainly doesn’t improve her demeanor – makes her all de MEAN er (Goofy laugh)
Very itchy looking stuff, maybe that’s why they look so unhappy? not that they need any more reason.
OMG, will SOMEone get those models a milkshake?
Hmmm…I see a resemblance to David Hasselhoff.
Who thinks jumpsuits are comfortable? Wait until the first time you have to go to the bathroom, and you’re cursing yourself, whoever made it, and the inventor of the jumpsuit.
hee, hee, I particularily love the snappy pleats on his pants.
I forwarded this to a friend, and her reply was “this is what happens when terrorists take acid before they attack”
Thanks for the laugh. I needed that.
Oops, sorry, ignore last comment–wrong entry to comment on. Scroll up, lol. This has been one insane day.
Captain, your’re needed on the bridge!
~The Original Star Trek……….sorry, thats all that I could think of!
Check this:
hey, that guy in the orange “mansuit” is my German knitting patterns catalog, so I must say, giving the French credit for that cool suit slights the German fashion scene.
If you have that same catalog, I’m suprised you didn’t use the picture of the man coming out of the pool wearing a blue sweater somewhere on this site. Because swimming in a sweater just isn’t done.
Reminds me of that skit on SNL where Molly Shannon’s character, “Sally O’Malley” is sporting a serious cameltoe in a too tight pantsuit and proclaims that she can, “… ride it ’til the end of the week thanks to a touch of Febreeze.”
The scariest part of this get up is the awful flower thing sticking out of the collar. Whatever that thing is look like it is trying o escape from inside so it can breath.
Hello!,