A Message to our Valued Patrons,
We at the Museum of Kitschy Stitches would like to welcome you to our hallowed halls. If you’re a long time visitor, welcome back. If you’ve just found us, come on it and take a look around. We’ve got a little something to horrify everyone. Whether you’re a passive-aggressive pet lover,
or just enjoy a little clown-on-clown violence,
you’ve found the right place. Let your kitsch flag fly!
We would also like to take the opportunity to make a couple of exciting announcements while you’re here. Firstly, we are pleased to announce that Winnie Lynn McCoy and the rest of the staff in our Historic Textiles department have embarked upon a truly worthwhile effort. We have teamed up with the lovely and talented Miss West Virginia herself, Shelby Free! She is one of the contestants hand-selected to compete in the 2008 Best in Drag pageant and we have the honor of creating a spectacular gown for the occasion.
Everyone at the MOKS is buzzing with excitement (and lewd drunkenness) as her gown will be a revealing little number constructed entirely of crocheted Budweiser beer cans and red acrylic yarn! Construction has begun and we’ve already made arrangements for the staff to be finished with rehab in time to make the event in October in lovely Los Angeles. Stay tuned for updates and photos of our progress. (Yes, this is actually true.)
In other news, we have once again been nominated for a Webby Award! We hare honored to be in such great company in the Weird category. Last year, we had a very stimulating conversation with Hazel Hipsy about the process. Her twin brother Harold partook in the conversation as well. Once again, we ask that if you enjoy our little museum, you vote for us in the People’s Voice portion of the contest. Our voting page can be found by clicking here, or looking under the “Connections” category of the voting page. We’re in the sub-category called “Weird”. You do have to sign up to vote, but it only takes a few minutes and would mean the world to us.
We look forward to talking about the implications of a second nomination with Hazel very soon. Hopefully Harold will have other plans.
Thank you all for stopping by, please stay and enjoy the mess we have created.
Stitchy McYarnpants
Museum of Kitschy Stitches
Creator and Curator
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Of course now I don’t remember what brilliant or funny thing I’d tried to post before but I do know that swimming sweater or not, that dude is totally my boyfriend.
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Thanks for the giggles!
kristina
Stitchy – got the jello mold buttons and they are the envy of those I work with! Keep on bringin’ the knitted swimwear love, baby!
Regarding pool guy: which is knitted- the sweater or his hair?
Ok. I voted. Now, I want the pattern for those snow pants picture in the post. Ive been looking for 30 years to find a pattern for pants that would hide my big sddle bags and I think youve got just the key.
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