Posted by admin On June - 20 - 2006   ShareThis

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The human body is truly a wondrous thing. It’s like a state-of-the-art battery that’s recharged simply by providing nourishment and rest. With proper care, you can make it stronger by depleting and recharging it regularly. Experts agree that it actually gets better with each rigorous use.

Usually.

But I gotta tell ya’, we’re gonna have to go looking through all the remote controls and flashlights to find a new Stitchy battery because I. Am. Beat.

Last week, my best girl-friend, Charlene, and I partook in not one, but two 5K-ish road races. The first one was on Thursday evening in downtown Boston. It was the annual JPMorgan Chase Corporate Challenge. The course went from the Boston Common to Kenmore Square and back. It was a gorgeous night, the weather couldn’t have been better. I remember walking that route all the time when I first landed in Boston for school. Even though Kenmore Square has changed a lot, it felt like it was just yesterday. In actuality, it’s been about 6,875 yesterdays. !!‚  Anyway, my company gave out three prizes for the top three finishers running for our team and guess what? I won third place! Can you believe it? Wait, you can’t? Well, what if I told you that only three people from our company showed up to participate? Ah, makes much more sense now, right? I kind of fell off my workout bandwagon and wasn’t able to run even half the time, at one point a guy in a motorized wheelchair passed us. We overtook him later, but it wasn’t easy. I’m glad I participated, though. It was good to get out there and read all those corporate t-shirts. One said “We’re running our assets off!” It really was like a t-shirt competition. And now I have 25 bucks to spend at Best Buy!

And then Saturday morning, we did the Chelsea River Revel 5k. It started at 10:30 and was already 90 degrees by then. If you read the description of the course here, you’ll notice the words “up” and “hill” in close proximity. Twice. And‚ not a single mention of “shade”. So, out of about 55 runners, I came in dead last. Charlene beat me by half a second. Seriously, she was recorded at .5 seconds faster than me. It kind of made me wish I had pushed myself more at the Corporate Challenge because the weather had been so good. This was just torturous. And for the last 15 minutes or so, we were the ones the police had to follow on their motorcycles. Towards the end, they started to encourage us, but I can only assume it was because their nether regions had been cooking on a high heat for about 40 minutes and they just wanted us to hurry the hell up so they could pull their roasted loins off their bikes. Afterwards, there was a little fair on the Meridian Street bridge and we treated ourselves to homemade empanadas, which are just like a spinach salad, except they’re fried pastry dough filled with spicy meat or tangy cheese. We had one of each because we decided we had earned them.

In the end, it took about 43 minutes for the Chelsea race (3.1 miles)‚ and maybe 50 for the Boston one (3.5 miles). About a 15 minute mile, which is exactly what we thought we’d do. I’ll definitely do others and plan to keep working on my mad jogging skillz. But I need a couple of days to be able to walk straight first.

But for now, I need to go to sleep.


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15 Responses

  1. Dorothy B says:

    Good job! You finished. I probably would have made the mile in about 30 minutes so I am in awe of your speed! I’m one of those people who refuses to run unless someone/something is chasing me and I am forced to out of fear or at least dire stress. 😀

  2. AlisonH says:

    Hey, I have one of those chairs, and it can do 8 mph. If you passed that guy you were really doing well!

  3. maryse says:

    excellent! good for you! you finished!

  4. Amy says:

    Yay Stitchy! I only did one 5K last weekend and it kicked my butt for the heat too. But doing 2? You’re my hero.

  5. You Finished! That’s all that matters. Way to go girl.

  6. June says:

    It’s a lot of running for sure. Good job! Go spend that gift cert!

  7. Kellee says:

    Go Stitchy, go Stitchy, go Stitchy, go Stitchy…

    Dude, I was about to suggest that we pick our weekend runs back up, but…well….it’s hooooooooot. Can I just come use your treadmill instead? :)

  8. claudia says:

    Nice work! I totally cracked up at the motorized wheelchair part.

    😉

  9. Erin says:

    Congratulations! Personally, I hate running, no, I loathe running, so I give you major props for doing both of those marathons!!!

  10. elisa says:

    Rock on, dude! Really, 2 5K’s in a weekend? That’s CRAZY, I mean AWESOME!

  11. Carolyn says:

    You are awesome. Congrats!

  12. Charlene says:

    Did Stitchy also mention a guy in his late 70’s beat us by about 10 minutes? We were much closer to death that day than he’s ever been. We couldn’t even win the raffle at the end…

  13. tina says:

    me, I live The Life of the Mind. I.e., no land sports. Which is to say … I’m a schlub, but (could it be? We’ll see …) inspired. Way to go, Stitchy! Anything is possible.

  14. KnittnLissa says:

    I’m so glad that your guy is so CUTE!

    Apropos of nuthing –

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