capitalize on celebrate the newly emerging wedding market, we at the American Homosexual Craft Council went to work to produce the ultimate Same Sex Wedding gift. Scientists, statisticians and nosy neighbors were assembled to perform exhaustive research. The front porches and rear bumpers of gay citizens everywhere were analyzed and finally, we are proud to offer what is sure to be the biggest seller during the upcoming Civil Ceremony Season.
It is with great pleasure that we present to you the Rainbow Trousseau! At last, the blender can be itself, the spoons can stop pretending, and the toaster can finally embrace the truth:
Cozies are a family value.