Pity. She seems like such a friendly, inviting woman. She’s even placed a convenient doorknocker on her pelvis for all those wishing to enter. Too bad you can’t approach her without suffering from sudden motion sickness followed by debilitating retinal damage and long-term visual disturbances.
On the plus side, she can wear it to a party, yank it off and have an instant Twister board. Ya gotta love clothes that multi task.
i like the dots on the cuff. so stylin’
Oh, the neckerchief maketh the outfit – so demure and yet so bold
Oh god. Oh god. Oh god.
Make the bad dots stop…
aieeee. why does it look like her head turns all the way around?
What makes me saddest of all is that someone actually took the time to knit that awful thing. I hope they were well compensated, because they were probably also blind when the project was finished.
The first thing that came to my mind was “cheese grater”. Who needs a chastity belt when wearing one of these?
She looks like a giant playing card from Alice and Wonderland or somethin’ that’s freaky. Some concepts are better left to satire, right?
This one really leaves me speechless. Almost. All I can say when I look at it is, “Egads!” Seriously. Egads!
Isn’t that model the Victoria something or other that was in the old TV series Hill Street Blues?
Veronica Hamill – Hill Street Blues