. . . and so, Bear-Proof Sweaters Inc. was forced to cease production and close it’s doors forever.
Those are some serious cat toys. Even my spayed furry girls would need a cigarette and a lie-down after playing with these, erm, things.
I know who my best friend would be on a deserted island. The girl who’s clothes could do doubletime as a mechanism for gathering fish.
Bear proof? I think this could be the first 100% effective birth control device second only to abstinence.
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