Posted by Stitchy McYarnpants On July - 26 - 2006   ShareThis

No time to have that special talk with your daughter? Do the birds and the bees leave you weak in the knees? Then say it with yarn! Teach your darling girl all about her burgeoning womanhood with the Burgeoning Womanhoodie! Fun ovaries on the front pocket will teach her everything she needs to know.

Act now to get our patented cramp-inducing acrylic yarn and snapping mousetrap pocket inserts. Boys with flowers won’t stand a chance!

Categories: MOKS

8 Responses

  1. Beth says:

    I have never laughed out loud at my computer before…that is amazing!

  2. AuntieAnn says:

    OMG, I think I have that pattern book, and actually made a small sweater out of the book for a little kid (it was cute, honest!). Never made the ovary sweater, though.

  3. MadameD says:

    I like your ovary idea better than mine-vague tennis-like paddles, ready to come out of that sweater at a moment’s notice to smack down any hands brave enough to get within reach of the “no no zone”.

  4. Momogus says:

    Ewww – look how… speculatively… he’s looking at her! I think I dated that guy in college….

  5. Maggs says:

    When I saw the text, before viewing the photo, I thought it was going to be something else…. for down a different road, there do exist knitted uteri (google to find). They are not (necessarily) a joke or a lapse of taste, but can be used as an teaching aid to show pregnant women what their body is going to do during birth; the flexibility of the knitted fabric is ideal for demonstrating effacement and dilation of the cervix.

  6. ladylinoleum says:

    knitted acrylic ovaries are bound to be all the rage!

  7. jennifer says:

    sooo funny

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