Posted by Stitchy McYarnpants On February - 20 - 2009   ShareThis

They dreamed of a day when all natural fibers, and all of nature itself, would be a thing of the past. Mere remnants of an inconvenient age where cotton had to grow and be picked, sheep had to be shorn, and cows had to be…well, thunked on the head and peeled, they imagined.

Their plan to destroy the earth’s bounty grew from their love of easy-to-care-for acrylic, polyester and naugahyde. Even their wigs and false eyelashes were made of wind-resistant orlon. And soon their daily regime of aerosol sprays and backyard plastic bonfires would render the world safe from stains and wrinkles.

It was the only way.

The way into the future!

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11 Responses

  1. Claudia says:

    Is it horrid I am digging the outfit on the left. The model looks a bit like Gwenith Paltrow.

  2. cdnbull says:

    Wow, look like the gal in green is wearing cheese cloth. Must be comfy.

  3. Wendy says:

    Those outfits look so itchy.

  4. Mel says:

    Actually, I’m pretty sure the green one doubles as a collander.

  5. karen says:

    It IS Gwinny!!!!!

  6. Kim says:

    And shoes made from the hide of the endangered Nauga.

  7. Theresa says:

    I adore you, stitchy.

  8. emy says:

    I just wonder if the green pants can be worn out on its own — seems so holey!

  9. Bryonia says:

    Is it update time yet?

    How about now?

    Now? p.q

  10. Meg says:

    Hilarious blog!!! It’s just all SO bad!

  11. Forever says:

    My girlfriend and I both like our privacy, but we;&r217#8e only 16 and can’t go to our houses, both of our parents would be bugging us too much to get real intimate. We also wanna do something fun and spontaneous for a change, the movies are getting kinda old. Where can we have fun and get privacy? Thanks

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