Once the walls had been covered in aluminum foil and she was able to tan from the comfort of her own home, Paloma McYarnpants was ready to decorate! She spent weeks digging thorough the dumpsters at local art galleries until finally, her dream living room was complete.
If only she’d known about the upcoming auction at the Museum of Bad Art. Then she wouldn’t have had to wade through all that discarded brie and pate.
She could really use one of these to class up the place.
(yes, this will be up for auction. I know! Can you believe it?!)
Also, as a side note, I will be attending this auction and if anyone dares to outbid me on this, there’s gonna be a problem.